Weight-loss wonderdrug discovered in rural Missouri trailer

In addition to no open container laws, the show me state may have one more thing to brag about. Scientists wednesday think they may have stumbled

Most accurate gender test to date based entirely on number of weather apps on iphone Jul08

Most accurate gender test to date based entirely on number of weather apps on iphone

“It’s nice to finally know for sure,” said Danny Wilder, who has 4 apps for observing doppler radar in real time, 1 for lightening strikes, 3 for snowfall totals and 1 for wind events.  “I was born a male, have always felt like a male, am biologically male, married a woman, and check ESPN.com about 12 times a day,” said Wilder.  “But like anyone, I occasionally had my doubts. As it turns out, I shouldn’t have been so worried. I’ve been 100% man ever since I started checking the dew point.”

Cold, rainy weather gives climber day off to masturbate all morning May20

Cold, rainy weather gives climber day off to masturbate all morning

Cold, gloomy boulder weather over the weekend gave local rock climber Justin Posen a chance to catch up on some much needed masturbation. “I don’t love cold weather,” admitted Posen on Saturday, “but I do love Game of Thrones, and I do love lying in bed until noon jerking off.”   (JB, sort of)

Scientists find that talking about workouts offsets any exercise-induced cognitive gains

British researchers in 2015 used a database of information about the health and habits of twins to show that muscle health was linked to cognitive abilities throughout life.  However, a disturbing side effect was that many of the gains were offset by the amount a person talked about his or her exercise regimen. “We found a troubling amount of empty brain space in people who were physically inactive, in people who talked about their workouts, and in the people who got stuck listening,” according to the study.  The alarming results of the cognitive losses – over a year – were roughly equivalent to watching an entire season of Keeping up with the Kardashians.

Study: 97% of the time woman leaves room, man farts Oct18

Study: 97% of the time woman leaves room, man farts

A new study published in the New England Journal Of Medicine Tuesday reveals just how frequently men are farting when a woman leaves the room. The study reported that men are farting 97 out of every 100 times a woman gets up to go to another room, about 10% more often than most people thought.  “We need to qualify the findings,” cautioned one of the co-authors of the study. “First of all, these are early findings.  Second, we’re not talking about actual numbers of farts, or even the type of fart, but just whether or not there was a fart. Still, it’s a little troubling. I think most of us would have guessed the numbers would be much, much lower, maybe 70, 80% at most.”

Apple introduces new “adopt your own Chinese teen” program that includes new iphone every month

Last week Apple introduced an upgrade program available in Apple Stores in the U.S. that will allow buyers to enter into a 24-month payment plan with an option to upgrade for a new iPhone every year. It starts at $32 per month and includes AppleCare+. Then yesterday the company introduced the upgrade++  plan.  For $42 each month, Apple explained, you not only get AppleCare+ but you also get a dedicated Chinese teenager whose waking hours will be spent making you a new iPhone each month.