Newborn seriously considering restraining order Nov12

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Newborn seriously considering restraining order

“I just like to watch him when he sleeps and when he’s awake,” said new dad Roger as he kept vigil over his new son for the seventh straight day. “I admit I’m pretty tired, and it’s probably time for me to ¬†shower, or brush my teeth, but I like to watch little Milo’s every move. The only breaks I take are to piss, and I usually carry the video baby monitor around with me, just in case…you know, he moves his arm or something. “