Rumor: TED XXX to feature Pangea Founder Josh Onysko
After a rousing dance performance to “Lady in Red” at recent a recent Boulder Ted X event, organizers of the Ted XXX think they might have finally convinced Pangea founder and local heartthrob Josh Onysko to take part in the March event.
“Ted XXX is inspired by Ted X, which is inspired by Ted,” said organizer Han Droner. “Ted XXX will be like Ted X, only way better.”
Onysko declined to comment on the rumor, apparently exhausted from his appearance at Ted X where he divulged the meaning of life. Other rumored speakers to include Elizabeth Warren and meteorologist Joel Gratz.
